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The Original This Too Shall Pasta Childrens T-Shirt

The Original This Too Shall Pasta Childrens T-Shirt

Regular price $32.00
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 Back by popular demand - the ORIGINAL This Too Shall PastaBaby Children's T-shirt design by Hey Rooney! 

Ready for all the Vodka Sawce Stains!!!! 

A portion of the proceeds from all THIS TOO SHALL PASTA merch goes directly to SAGE USA, the country's oldest and largest organization supporting LGBT+ older adults. So far we have raised over 75K for Sage!

A looser fitted short sleeve crew neck with a dropped shoulder. Garment dyed and washed with natural enzymes. Durable and absorbent, built to withstand playground adventures.

  • Unisex
  • Made in USA
  • 6.5oz/yd2
  • 100% Cotton


 XS- 2T

S- 3T

M- 4T

L- 5T

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What is your return policy?

We are so excited for you to purchase our merch! Please be aware that we do not offer returns or exchanges on these limited edition items! We have provided sizing charts, detailed descriptions and images and would be happy to answer any questions beyond that at

If your product arrives incorrect or damaged, please email Please include a photo of damage with your email.

How long is this line of merch available?

This is a limited edition merch collection that will last as long as we have stock!

Do you ship internationally?

If you would like to ship internationally, please contact for a custom shipping price.

Will I get notifications via email?

Please make sure your email address AND physical address are correct when you place your order. 

Customers will receive 2 emails after purchasing:

  • The FIRST e-mail will be an order confirmation with order number.
  • The SECOND e-mail will be a shipping confirmation once your order is shipped.